Adele Is Doing The Theme Song For The New James Bond

“According to Britain’s “The Sun” newspaper, producers want the singer to work on music for the films the way Shirley Bassey did, who sang various songs for Bond movies, including “Diamonds Are Forever”, “Mooraker” and “Goldfinger.”

Adele drives me wild for some reason. They say when you’re going after a big girl you should focus on one thing you like about them, but to be honest I can’t quite put my finger on what it is. I don’t know if it’s the way she waddles around the red carpet like a sexy English emperor penguin or that she looks like bag of meat every time she stuffs herself into one of those award dresses. It could be that she doesn’t take shit from anyone or that she is actually talented as hell and made a pretty solid theme song for Skyfall. I could listen to her get winded on stage all day singing that song. Whatever it is, don’t stop doing it because it’s working for me. Everyone else may be at the party trying to get with the pretty girl but I know the ultimate prize is the beefy loud mouthed British chick sitting in the corner who can’t stop singing about her ex-boyfriend.