Someone Hit Harry Styles In The Balls With A Shoe

In case you need proof that Scottish people are angry, violent and all-around fantastic, someone at One Direction’s show last night in Glasgow hit Harry Styles in the balls with a shoe. The boy band took a break between horrible songs to moisten their female fans’ panties, when someone chucked a shoe at the stage. The first throw missed, but the second throw nailed Styles right in his oil checker.

Per the NY Daily News:

The singer took a hit to the lower region, doubling over in pain and falling to the concert stage. The crowd, and some of his band mates erupted in laughter.

“Man down!” teased 1D member Liam Payne, while Zayne Malik went over to see that Styles was alright.

Getting up, and visibly not too hurt, Styles humorously did lunges before continuing on with the show.

First of all, good for his bandmates for laughing at Styles. This dude gets too much facetime as it is, but these kids know that he’s the Timberlake to their “those other guys” so they should laugh at him. Fuck it, they should have encouraged more people to throw their shoes at his dick. The show could have only ended when someone shattered his testicles with a cinder block.

(GIF from BuzzFeed)