America needs to get off its ass

I’m not positive what ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ is, but I think it’s the show we stole from England and called ‘Dancing With The Stars’. Point is this is Aliona Vilani, and she’s on that show, and she went jogging on the boardwalk in Miami today while all our American models and TV stars sat around like a bunch of assholes doin nothin. It seems like every hot girl on here lately is some foreigner.

Someone who knows where Kate Upton lives should get a wolfman mask and plastic Halloween Wolverine claws, wait until she’s in the shower, and then chase her out of the house.

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