‘Argo’ is the best movie of 2012

Rotten Tomatoes has released the list of the best reviewed movies of 2012, and ‘Argo’ was number 1. Actually ‘Argo’ was number 26, but the 25 movies in front of it are all documentaries and foreign movies, and that bullshit doesn’t count. Critics just say they liked those to trick you into thinking they’re smart.

I haven’t seen any of the documentaries on the list because they’re probably depressing. Also, if I wanted to learn something, I wouldn’t be at a fucking movie theater. I’ve never even heard of most of these foreign movies, and since Europe has a statue of a naked man like every 15 feet, I’m in no real hurry to research them.