this is supposed to be Madonna

Remember, a few years ago, when Madonna did some ads for Dolce and Gabbana, and later some pictures from the photo shoot got out, pictures that hadn’t gone through the Avatar-style computer effects program required to make her look sexy? Which meant we could all see the difference, which was this:

Photoshopped Madonna = frail ingenue.
Unphotoshopped Madonna = Vietnam nurse.

Photoshopped Madonna = demure and alluring.
Unphotoshopped Madonna = homeless and loitering.

Photoshopped Madonna = “Your date is intoxicating.”
Unphotoshopped Madonna = “Your aunt is intoxicated.”

Do you remember all that? Because she’s doing it again with this new perfume ad on facebook last night. If you don’t remember it, you can look it up. I really feel I’ve given you enough to go on.