Hulk Hogan has a very cordial sex tape

If you’re gonna deny the existence of a sex tape, like Hulk Hogan did, you can’t have hair like a clown in a depressing discount circus. Because even if there was no sound, this would obviously be Hulk Hogan having sex with a girl (Heather Clem) who has the polite but bored indifference of a prostitue even though she isn’t one.

The heavily edited (but still probably NSFW) footage is on Gawker, and it’s mostly just polite small talk, like he’s talking to a bartender. He even mentions his son Nick at least 3 times. I was gonna say that Hulk thinking about his son while getting a blowjob is better than Hulk thinking about his daughter while getting a blowjob, but it actually might be worse.