Lindsay is a suspect in two new crimes

Well they’re not really “new” because they involve stealing and lying, two of the three things Lindsay Lohan is best at (“sucking” is the other. These are not in order), but the Santa Monica police department wants to talk to her about her car crash in June. She told them she wasn’t driving, which is a lie, and, generally speaking, police hate that.

And when she’s done in Santa Monica she needs to go see the LAPD about the $100,000 in watches that mysteriously vanished from a party last week, because she and her assistant are now official suspects.

“I didn’t take those watches,” Lindsay will tell them.
“You’re wearing one of them right now,” the police will counter.
“No I’m not,” Lindsay will insist as she sticks her hands behind her back. “That’s not a watch, it’s… something else,” she’ll continue as she fumbles around behind her back before bringing her hands back out and holding them up. “See!”
“It’s still there,” the police officer will say as he taps the watch with a pencil.
“Oh. Well then what did I just take off,” Lindsay will ask.

(image source of lindsay in new york = inf)