Brigitte Nielsen is doing great

Girls go crazy for picnics in a park, and Brigitte Nielsen is no exception. In fact she spent Saturday afternoon in the park getting drunk on discount vodka, rolling around in the dirt, spitting, spitting some more, smoking, then walking on a little trail behind the bushes which would be totally normal if she were a duck.

Luckily she’s not conspicuous or anything. Just a 7-foot girl with short white hair dressed all in purple. It really could be anyone. Having someone in the dirt and trying to spit the taste out of their mouth would actually be a perfectly appropriate ad for Popov vodka, by the way.

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