afternoon headlines

KID ROCK – gave a house to a soldier who lost his leg in Afghanistan. In a related story, Lindsay Lohan gave hepatitis to a guy with heroin from Afghanistan. (radar)

WAYNE BRADY – has apologized for a joke he told about Jeffrey Ross and Trig Palin, who has Downs syndrome, at the Roseanne Barr Comedy Central Roast. “People hate you, especially Sarah Palin because you remind her of what Trig is going to look like when he’s 40.” When asked for a comment, Trig said “Dinosaur.” (huff post)

PHYLLIS DILLER – died this morning at her home in Los Angeles at the age of 95, due to complications from not being some kind of immortal vampire. (la times)

MINKA KELLY MILA KUNIS – went to the gas station in super tight workout pants. And now I have super tight regular pants. (perverted update – I honestly was only staring at her ass and never looked at her face and thought the agency said it was minka kelly. as was pointed out on twitter, it’s not. image source = splash)