Fred Willard arrested for masturbating in a porn theatre

Honestly, what is the point of a porn theatre if you can’t masturbate there? Regular theaters showing this – Vanessa Hudgens – Selena Gomez – movie are gonna be just as bad. Maybe the LA Times knows:

Actor and comedian Fred Willard was arrested on suspicion of engaging in a lewd act at an adult theater in Hollywood.
The 72-year-old actor was arrested about 8:30 p.m. Wednesday by uniformed vice officers doing a routine inspection at the Tiki Theater in the 5400 block of Santa Monica Boulevard, said Los Angeles police Sgt. Chuck Slater.
Slater said officers observed Willard “engaged in a lewd act” but did not elaborate.

Thank God the cops finally have Fred Willard off the streets. I feel safer already. All I want is to go to the public movie theatre filled with strangers and watch a film from the 70’s where people who are probably dead now have sex, but not if Fred Willard is gonna get an erection. How crude! Everyone else in the theatre must have been simply aghast.