depressing Batman news is less depressing with bikini pictures

The good news for Warner Bros. is that ‘the Dark Knight Rises’ made 161.8 million dollars this weekend, setting a new record for movies in 2D. The bad news for Warner Bros. is literally everything else.

Almost immediately after some fucking loser had to forever attach himself to this great franchise by shooting up a theatre Friday morning, Warner Bros. pulled trailers for ‘Gangster Squad’ because of this scene where gunmen open fire on a crowd through a movie screen. Now Variety reports that scene will be re-shot, because only Madonna is stupid enough to think something like that is still ok. A post on reddit showed Warner Bros. also lowered the flags on the studio lot to half-mast in respect of the victims.

None of which has anything to do with Australian supermodel Nicole Trunfio wearing a bikini in Miami, except that she reminds me of another foreigner who answered the call when America needed them most; our first President, Christopher Columbus. Try opening a book sometime you guys, you might learn something.

(image source = pacific coast)