‘Dark Knight’ shooter dyed his hair red, said he was the Joker

As expected, Warner Bros. has canceled the premiere of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ that was to be held in Paris tonight in the wake of a shooting spree that killed at least 13 people in Colorado.

As totally not expected, the New York City police commissioner told CBS news that the loser who shot those people “had his hair painted red” and “said he was ‘The Joker,’ obviously the ‘enemy’ of Batman.” And the Joker obviously had green hair but whatever. What a fuckin loser. Hey, every cop in Colorado who isn’t beating this kid with a bat, stop what you’re doing; I’ve got a better idea!