Snoop Dogg was busted for weed. In Norway. Somehow.

According to the CIA, Norway is somewhere between 94 and 98 percent white, whereas Snoop Dogg is 500 percent black, so it maybe wasn’t the greatest idea in the world for him to carry weed through their airport.

All the randomly strewn about ellipses can only mean this comes from TMZ:

Snoop Dogg was detained at an airport in Norway this morning … after customs officers discovered … SNOOP WAS PACKIN’ WEED!!!
Snoop was stopped at customs at the Kjevic Airport in Kristiansand … where officials discovered 8 grams of weed.
(Anything) less than 15 grams is merely punishable by a fine (of) roughly $1,980.13.
We’re told Snoop was cooperative … and quickly took care of the fine.

If Snoop Dogg was a character created by white writers for a show like ‘Friends’, he’d be the most racist character in the history of television and NBC would be burned to the ground, so, yeah, he had to know he was going to stand out in Norway. He’s lucky he only got a fine, because he’s probably what Norwegian people think the Devil looks like.