Jessica Biel is in a bikini, asstastic

June 25, 2012 | beach | editor | 0 Comments

Jessica Biel was in Puerto Rico over the weekend to visit Justin Timberlake while he films another movie no one will ever watch, and I can’t believe she’s gonna marry that little faggot when I’m right here waiting with a heart full of love. I should cut off one of my ears and mail it to her to let her know I’m serious.

Well maybe not my ear, but a ear. If she’s impressed I’ll go ahead and cut mine off but there’s no point in getting carried away. The graveyard has dozens of ears that no ones even using. I’ll send her one of those, then play things by “ear” lol!

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