Jessica Simpson signed her $4 million deal with Weight Watchers

Jessica Simpson is on the cover of the new Us magazine, and they confirm that she has signed a deal with Weight Watchers which will pay between $3 and 4 million if she can lose the estimated 65 pounds that she gained while pregnant

“She’ll have to meet the weight-loss goals for the deal to go through. She hasn’t cho­sen a trainer yet,” says the source. “In fact, she hasn’t even thought about working out for a year. But if she wants this, she’ll need to work out a good five days a week.”

“Oh, great, thanks a lot Source,” Weight Watchers said when they read this. “Thanks for squealing about the personal trainer and daily workouts we won’t mention in Jessicas commercials. I know it’s you Jenny Craig, you back-stabbing bitch. I swear to God you’re gonna pay for this.”