its the third and final ‘Dark Knight Rises’ trailer

The final trailer for ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ will premier in front of ‘The Avengers’ on Friday, but Warner Bros. put it on youtube last night (you can also watch it in 1080 on a Warner Bros. link here, or I put the 1080 version on mediafire and rapidshare which you can download here or here) and it shows a lot. Maybe even more than you want to know.

POSSIBLE HEAVY SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT. OR ME JUST BLINDLY GUESSING. ONE OF THOSE TWO:

As was mentioned last time we did this, Bane is famous for breaking Batmans back in the comic, and the clips of him dropping Batmans mask and Wayne moving on a crutch seem to verify that will happen here too. Most already knew that.

What wasn’t entirely clear is if Joseph Gordon-Levitt would fill in for or even replace Wayne as Batman. This trailer might imply that he does, and it might even show Gordon-Levitt as Batman at the very end in the Batwing with Catwoman saying, “This isn’t a car.” The voice sounds very different. I thought it also showed pornstar Evelyn Lin doing anal but it turns out my VLC player had just moved on to the next clip in my download folder. That would have been a very surprising twist.