Lindsays not so indignant about those assault charges anymore

When Marisa Dugas first filed charges accusing Lindsay Lohan of assault, Lindsay was outraged, demanding an investigation and swearing that she never even left the house that night, and her spokesperson vowed to make an example of people like Dugas.

But that was when Lindsay thought there was no proof of her at the club. Now that there’s video, and the police have it, she’s suddenly not in the mood to talk about it.

Cops investigating claims that Lindsay Lohan assaulted a woman at The Standard Hotel want to talk, but she has no plans to meet with them, Radar is reporting.
“Law enforcement had been in contact with Lindsay’s attorney last week, and they wanted to formally interview her. The lead investigator was told that Lindsay wasn’t going to be made available at this time though. She is under no obligation to be interviewed, but Marisa, her friend and the bouncer who witnessed the alleged assault, have all been formally interviewed.”

In a related story, others (like Radar and Ryan Seacrest) are now reporting what I’ve been saying for months, which is that Lifetime still has not cast Lindsay for their Elizabeth Taylor movie. She keeps saying they have but it’s not true and never has been. She just lies nonstop, about absolutely everything. Don’t be surprised if one day it comes out that Lindsay Lohan is literally the devil.

NOTE: I won’t bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but I had a bit of an emergency Wednesday night and I apologize for disappearing since then. Actually I’ve been pretty flaky in general lately, I realize that. I’ve had some other issues that have made work harder than it should be but I swear that starting Monday I’ll knock it off and get things more consistent, and timely, and better. Sry. And thx.