Lindsay to honor Elizabeth Taylor by calling her a whore

Lindsay Lohan was at Star magazines All Hollywood event last night, and she told Access Hollywood how happy she is to star in a movie on basic cable between commercials for tampons and laxative yogurt, and how humbling it will be to play Elizabeth Taylor.

For her part, the actress feels “lucky to be able to do this role” and wants “to honor [Taylor] the way that she should be honored because she helped a lot of people in her life.”

Well then this movie sounds perfect, because it’s about when Taylor cheated on her husband during the making of ‘Cleopatra’ with Richard Burton, who was also married and had two young daughters (ages 5 and 2). When filming was done Burton left his wife of 14 years and ran off with Taylor.

So this movie won’t really be “honoring” Taylor, as much as it will be, “calling her a home wrecking slut”.

“Oh Lindsay, thank you soooo much,” Taylor would no doubt say if she were here. “This is a real treat.”