Russel Brand Threw a Guy’s Cell Phone

Russell Brand, seen above with the terrifying glare that only an effeminate, British wheelchair-porn enthusiast could muster, apparently took it upon himself to accost a photographer and chuck his cell phone threw a window as proven by this blurry mess and this broken window. New Orleans Police would like a word this this cheeky git (God, British slang is absurd) regarding the incident, reports Radar Online:

The bizarre incident occurred at around 7 pm on Monday in the Warehouse District of the city, when a paparazzi photographer named Timothy Jackson was reportedly trying to take photos of the Arthur star on his iPhone; Russell became angry and snatched it out his hand and threw it through a nearby window.

Look, it’s not cool to go around stealing people’s shit and whipping said shit through innocent bystanding windows. We can all agree on that, but Russell Brand isn’t allowed to mainline crack anymore and his nutsack is forever constricted by skinny jeans. How’s a guy supposed to blow off steam? Anyway, he was probably just mad because his favorite footballer got hurt or his fish and chips got cold. I know very little about the English.

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