Rihanna doesn’t want to talk about Ashton Kutcher

Rihanna was at a press conference for ‘Battleship’ in London today, and instead of, “No seriously why in the fuck are there aliens in this movie,” a reporter asked about Ashton Kutcher. And then Rihanna huffed and threw a little hissy fit.

SEXY SOUNDING REPORTER: “You’re so good with connecting with people, that I think that we actually feel we know you. Things are clearly going brilliantly in your career. I just wondered if you are as happy in your private life. Will we be seeing a certain Mr. Kutcher perhaps making a trip over here?”
CUNTY SOUNDING SINGER: “Wow, how disappointing was that question … I’m happy and I’m single, if that’s what you’re really asking.”

Oh pardon me your majesty. I don’t talk like a fancy lady from England but if I did I would have told Rihanna to fuck off in secret English code. And the producers should be glad she asked, anything to take attention away from how stupid this movie looks. The could frame Liam Neeson for killing his wife for all I care.

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