Lindsay Lohan still not off probation, done lying

People magazine says today that, “As long as she stays out of trouble, Lindsay Lohan’s days in criminal court have finally come to an end.”

That’s pretty much true for all of us by the way, except for Lindsay ironically, because she’s still on probation and will be for another two and a half years. All that happened today was that she finished her formal probation, meaning she won’t have to regularly appear in court for progress reports.

Later People says:

The actress, who is attempting a career comeback (has) signed on to play Elizabeth Taylor in an upcoming Lifetime movie Liz and Dick.

That’s still not technically true, by the way. Lindsay has been saying it for months but whatever. None of this matters. Just last week she was accused of driving into a guys leg and hit and run, probably while yelling, “fuck you knee, you can’t tell me where to drive!”, so it’s not like she’ll be out of jail for long.