Lindsay is lying about her latest accident

I’m sue you did a double-take at that headline, because the idea of Lindsay Lohan going to a bar, breaking a few laws and then lying about it is so preposterous, but it might be true. Two weeks ago she was outside the Sayers Club in LA when she drove into someones knee while turning her car around in an alley, then just left.

But the next day she went on twitter and it turns out that guy is lying, and this is yet another example of total strangers saying mean things about Lindsay Lohan for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

“This is all a complete lie. I’ve been at community service. Last night, I attempted to wish a friend happy birthday, which I didn’t even get to do because I was freaked out by all of the paparazzi. These false accusations are absurd.”

And other than a few details, Lindsay told the truth. Except that she did get out, did go to the bar, did get drunk, and…

“…surveillance video that was taken from the alley that night (shows) there was absolutely no paparazzi or photographers there.”

So is Lindsay lying, or did that surveillance camera gain sentience and frame Lindsay, meaning the Revolt of the Machines has begun and humans will fall under the reign of the Cylons now? It’s anyones guess at this point.