Snooki is pregnant. Or not. (UPDATE)

February 1, 2012 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Star magazine says that ‘Jersey Shore’ star Snooki (image not available) is secretly pregnant. Except, you know, for it being on the internet. And newsstands.

The pint-sized reality star and her boyfriend of a year, Jionni LaValle, are expecting their first child.
“She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family.”

So here it is. Day Zero. The day we find out if time travel will ever be possible, since the future us will almost certainly send a robot back to kill Snooki and stop our plunge into darkness, just like in Terminator but the other way around.

CONFLICTING UPDATE: Snooki was on Opie and Anthony this morning and denied being pregnant. Probably to trick the robots.

FUN FACT: robots are made when a girl masturbates with a vibrator.

Tags: snooki

Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on wwtdd.com unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@)egotastic.com and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.