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February 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Lindsay Lohan was on twitter yesterday, confirming that she’s moved out of her condo on Venice Beach, and doing it with her trademark sense of delusion.
“419 Venice way is on the market!! Anyone looking in Venice should see it ASAP because offers are coming in :)”
God only knows why she’s acting like she’s selling that place because she didn’t own it. It was a rental. So, by “offers”, I guess she means “applicants”. Not that she would even know about those unless she got her real estate license, but whatever. All that maters to her neighbors is that she’s finally gone.
“Everyone is ecstatic that she moved. Goodbye to her and all her drama. Everyone was so sick of her.”
And another added:
“Seriously, every time we heard a siren we hoped and prayed it was the police carting her off again and we would be left in peace. It was a nightmare when she was here … [Samantha Ronson] has lived here for ages and she’s never been any drama, she’s very low key and just goes about her business, but Lohan was like a hurricane, or some other natural disaster tearing through the neighborhood.”
A “friend” is letting Lindsay use their room at that Chateau Marmont for now, but she’s looking for a place of her own in a “gated community.” Which seems ironic because if the prison system in California wasn’t so fucked up she’d be in a gated community for at least another year.