its Ricky Gervais Golden Globes monologue

January 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes for the third time last night, and for once people probably won’t spend an entire week saying his monologue was too mean to all the big stars.

There was one joke about how he doesn’t know any guys who have seen Jodie Fosters ‘Beaver’, but that’s entirely her fault for naming her movie ‘the Beaver’. What the hell did she expect? Other than that his best line was probably about Kim Kardasian:

“The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker and more easily bought.”

That’s actually more insulting to Kate Middleton than it is to Kim Kardashian. Kate and Kim shouldn’t be compared in any way. And if Kim Kardashian was an awards show it would the AVNs, if for no other reason than they both have a slot exclusively for black men.

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