Scarlett Johansson hates Blake Lively

Scarlett Johansson is reportedly mad at Blake Lively, and yes, the fact that women are all nuts is at the root of it.

A source tells Us Weekly that Scarlett is fuming that her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds, has moved on with Blake Lively — even though Johansson ended their two-year marriage one year ago.
“Scarlett is pissed that he’s not under her spell anymore. She realized what a great catch Ryan was.”
“Ryan would have gotten back with her. He was so totally in love, but then she flaunted Sean right after their split, and he was done.”

This may or may not be true (Us will print literally anything these days) but who cares because Scarlett is also in the new issue of Interview, which is a magazine that apparently still exists and who decided a sort-of topless picture of Scarlett would be ever sexier if they made her look like an androgynous robot and then had her stand next to a plant in their lobby.