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December 22, 2011 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Normally Lindsay Lohan holds a press conference when it’s time to pretend like anyone wants to hire her as an actress, but now she can’t even do that, so when she got off a plane at JFK yesterday, she just propped up a script (held together by a paper clip and conveniently named “untitled” and written by “entertainment”) on her Louis Vuitton luggage (which is also probably fake judging by the way it’s wearing).
And just in case this was still too subtle, then she covered her face with it, the title page of course facing out.
Then after that she said, “ring-ring” out of the corner of her mouth and took out her phone. “Oh hi, MARTIN SCORSESE. Yes I did get the totally real script that you want me to star in. The one with GEORGE CLOONEY and PAUL NEWMAN!”
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