Mel Gibson got another girl pregnant

I didn’t have room in the headline for “allegedly” but, allegedly, Mel Gibson got another girl pregnant. Her name is Laura Bellizzi, she’s 35, she and Gibson briefly dated over the summer and Star claims she’s confided in friends and family that he got her pregnant.

For his part, a so-called source says it’s “physically impossible” that Gibson is the father. Keep in mind he already has 8 kids (7 with his ex wife and 1 with blow job miser Oksana Grigorieva), and even though he’s 55 now, it seems very possible. Unless he slipped her a morning after pill. That might work. My move is to run to Starbucks first thing and stir it into the girls coffee.