Ashton and Demi announced their divorce

After months of speculation that their marriage was in trouble, Ashton Kuthcer and Demi Moore are getting a divorce. Ashton, since he’s an idiot, naturally went right to twitter, while Demi (who will need a new twitter account now) released this statement…

“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life.”
“This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation.”

So that “vows that I hold sacred” part very definitely makes it sound like this was about Ashton banging all those whores. Generally speaking, wives hate that. As a marriage fan, Demi found that in poor taste.