Michael Lohan ran from police, jumped into a tree

When the police showed up, Lindsay Lohans dad tried to escape by jumping into a tree from a 3rd story balcony because he violated probation by contacting the girl he was ordered not to contact yesterday after allegedly hitting her the day before.

I just had to get that out of the way because its so awesomely white trash. CBS News in Tampa says…

Police say Wednesday afternoon, not long after he was released from jail, Lohan called Major, violating that judge’s order.
Investigators say while officers were talking with Major at her apartment, Lohan called again. She put him on speakerphone and police listened in.
They went to the Tahitian Inn in South Tampa at around 1 a.m. Thursday to arrest him.
Officers say Lohan spotted them and jumped from a third story balcony to try to get away.
But police caught him and slapped on the cuffs.
When police got Lohan to the Orient Road Jail, deputies did not process him in; they think he may have a broken foot.

And while he was doing that, Lindsay was posing naked because she’s about to go to jail again and needs the money. In a sense I feel bad for her because she never had a chance with such shitty parents. In another, more accurate sense, I can’t wait to see her vagina. Here’s a shout out to all you shitty parents who make things like this possible!