Lindsay will not be going to jail today

Lindsay Lohan will be back in court today at 10 am on the west coast for a progress report on her probation, which should be entertaining as hell considering she skipped 9 scheduled appointments to do her community service at a women’s shelter and then had to be reassigned because she didn’t find it, in her words, “fulfilling”.

As for pissing off the judge, we’ve learned there’s something in the Probation report that will probably do just that. Lindsay’s probation officer wrote that Lindsay had problems with the Women’s Center, because it was “not fulfilling.” One more time — Lindsay complained the Woman’s Center was “NOT FULFILLING.”

None of which means she’ll be going to jail today apparently. At worst her probation will be revoked, she’ll be bonded out almost immediately, and she’ll have a hearing set for the judge to determine if she should go to jail. What an inspirational story of redemption this has been.