Lindsay Lohan is gonna walk

Lindsay Lohan will likely not be in any trouble whatsoever at her probation hearing tomorrow, because she has done enough, barely, to comply with HOLY FUCK THAT’S AN ALBINO SHARK WITH ONE EYE!!

A fisherman has discovered what appears to be an albino cyclops shark with a single eye in the centre of its face – and scientists say it’s real. The cyclops fetus was cut from the belly of a pregnant bull shark caught in the Gulf of California. Shark researchers who have examined the creature say it is genuine and not a fake – although it is unlikely it would have survived the birth.

My greatest hope right now is that this will not be the only use I ever get out of the “albino cyclops shark” tag. That thing is bad ass! It’s the kind of shark you see in those fantasy posters where George Washington has two of them on a leash and he’s riding them like water skis.

(source = pacific coast news)