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October 14, 2011 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Because she needs both hands free to dramatically clutch her pretend pregnant stomach on occasion in front of photographers, Beyonce went shopping today in New York with a servant whose only job was to hold her umbrella, but before that she was out with Jay Z and Kanye West and, as the photo agency put it, “showed off her growing baby bump.”
Even though in reality her “bump” looks exactly the same as it did two months ago, if not smaller. Who would have guessed that pretending to be pregnant would be so difficult. Lot of math involved, it would seem.