Tim Gunn: “Kirstie Alley is not a size 4.”

There’s literally no one on earth who knows more about clothes than Tim Gunn. He’s been the mentor to the designers on ‘Project Runway’ since the show began in 2004, a job he got because he’s been part of the faculty at the Parsons New School for Design in NYC since 1982. He was also chair of the Fashion Design school from 2000 to 2007. Plus he’s gay.

So what were his thoughts after seeing Kirstie Alley tell everyone she’s down to a size 4? Gee try and guess.

“I think she’s between an 8 and a 10,” Tim told Steve Kramer.
“There is a phenomenon out there right now that I call the lying deceptive shell game of vanity sizing,” he explained. “In fact a 4 is really a 6 or an 8.”

The nerve of this bitch. Who does she think she is to stand there and lie right to our face. Bitch, I’m looking right at you. I can see you, and I know which one “4” is, and I know the only time that clothing size would apply to you is if it were the number of X’s on the tag of your sweatpants.