Madonna is entitled to hate your measly gifts

As expected, Madonnas publicist has issued a statement about the video of Madonna being a mean ungrateful bitch after receiving some flowers from a fan.

As not expected, her explanation is that Madonna has every right to think that you and your gifts are beneath contempt.

“She’s entitled to like any flower she wants and she didn’t want to hurt the feeling of the hydrangeas of the world. No disrespect to the hydrangeas lovers of the world but she prefers different types of flowers.”

Good point. Because that was the issue everyone had. That she didn’t like hydrangeas. It wasn’t her cunty attitude, it was her preference in flowers. If that was her only issue I need to find out what her favorite poisonous snake is. It would be gauche of me to put a cobra in her bed when she prefers black mambas. I’d have made the faux paus of the season!