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September 30, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments
Ashton Kutcher has taken to his twitter and facebook twice now in an effort to refute reports that he and his wife Demi Moore are having trouble in thier marriage, a goal which be helped considerably if Demi would say something too. But she doesn’t. It would also help if Ashton didn’t rely on coy allusions to a point instead of just saying something directly.
“Hey, Brendon, did you cheat on your girlfriend?”
“Ahh, well, as sonnet 116 says, ‘love is not love which alters when it alteration finds.’ ”
“Just answer the fuckin question, jackass.”