Sarah Jessica Parker is gettin me all hot

Sarah Jessica Parker and her veiny arms were out in New York this weekend, and the only way I can explain her career as a movie star is the same reason the Twilight books are so popular. Because women are always complaining about being held to a double standard of beauty, so when they read about some plain girl or see a movie with the feral wolf-like thing in these pictures, it makes them feel good about themselves. “Look,” Hollywood says, “here’s a movie starring a sinewy old witch, and handsome popular actors are in love with her. There’s no way you’re uglier than she is. Not as long as you’re reading this on earth.”

(image source = bauer griffin)