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August 30, 2011 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
The new MTV comedy ‘Death Valley‘ premieres tonight, and it’s sort of like ‘Reno 911’ but if instead of shoplifters the police went after vampires and werewolves, and instead of writing them a ticket they sawed their heads off (bloddy preview clip under the cut). And “monsters on MTV whom I’d like to see impaled” is a perfect segue to Lady Gaga on the VMAs last night. You probably assumed she couldn’t get any less attractive, but then she went and brought back her “Jo Calderone” persona. She’s so ugly that when I saw her go on stage I literally died for 3 minutes.