Ashley Green is part of an awesome trend

Just a few hours after Kourtney Kardashian went shopping yesterday on Melrose, dressed in a flimsy and awesomely short skirt (shorts?), Ashley Green wore something almost identical in Beverly Hills. And both outfits had floral prints on them that were so astoundingly ugly that if flowers actually looked like that, people would burn them wherever they appeared.

So either this is my favorite new fashion trend, or it’s just a cool coincidence. Or it could also be that Ashley and Kourtney are secret lovers, and they spent Wednesday night fucking each other senseless in a room full of whips and blindfolds and straps to tie each other down, and vibrators so powerful that the lights dim when they plug them in, and then the next morning one of them just grabbed something out of the closet because her clothes from the night before were all sweaty and ripped and burned.

In case it wasn’t clear, of the three scenarios, my preference is that last one.

(image source = pacific coast and fame)