Amy Winehouses COD is a baffling mystery

For some inexplicable reason, there are two very different pictures being painted today about the death of Amy Winehouse. Report after report claim there were “no sign of drugs” at her house (um, except for the dead 27-year-old with all the track marks). In fact the Sun leaves open the possibility that maybe she just ascended into heaven.

TRAGIC Amy Winehouse may have been dead for up to six hours before her body was discovered lying in bed, cops fear.
The star, 27, last spoke to her security team at 10am on Saturday. She was found at home in Camden, North London, at 4pm. Medics said she’d been dead several hours. Police sources reported no sign of drugs at the house.
Amy’s doctor examined her the evening before her death – and gave her the all clear.
A source said: “The doctor was happy with her condition. When he left on Friday night he had no concerns. Less than 24 hours later she was found dead.

I’m not really sure why people are making a big deal of the fact that she was dead for up to 6 hours. She looked like a corpse even before all this, and she was in bed. The guy is a bodyguard, not a necrophiliac.

Anyway, back in reality, the Daily Mail says this dirty junkie died as she lived: high as fuck.

The sordid details of Amy Winehouse’s final hours emerged today, with claims that she bought a cocktail of narcotics including cocaine, ecstasy and ketamine.
Although the exact cause of death has not yet been released by police, it is claimed she was seen buying drugs from a dealer in Camden just after 10:30pm on Friday.

So she saw her doctor Friday night, then went out and bought a ton of drugs and got high, then came home and checked in with her bodyguard, the overdosed in her sleep. Which is annoying because I would have preferred she died in at least as much pain as I suffer when I hear her god awful music.