Roger Ebert should keep his chin up

Just hours after the news broke yesterday that ‘Jackass’ star Ryan Dunn killed himself and a friend by getting drunk and then driving a race car in the dark, Roger Ebert went on his twitter and wrote:

“Friends don’t let jackasses drink and drive.”

And about 8 hours later, other ‘Jackass’ star/complete pussy Bam Margera replied…

“I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day and piece of shit roger ebert has the gall to put in his 2 cents.”
“About a jackass drunk driving and his is one, fuck you! Millions of people are crying right now, shut your fat fucking mouth!”

Ryan Dunn was always my favorite member of ‘Jackass’, and I like ‘Jackass’, so I’m actually sad that he’s dead, but if you get drunk and drive, fuck you. If someone gets a DUI, instead of taking their license we should put a big sharp spike on their steering wheel and then force them to drive. This is what other drivers feel like when you drive drunk. Exciting, isn’t it!