Flava Flav knows how to party

Fans of rap music love reading books, so the new biography from Flava Flav should fly off the shelves and be an instant bestseller. And they’ll be well rewarded too, since Flav is pretty entertaining and extremely candid, even admitting to spending almost $6,000,000 on a 6 year cocaine habit. Popeater says…

PE: You’re very honest in the book about your drug use. It got really crazy.
FF: Yeah I was spending $2,600 a day, for six years, every single day. I don’t know how much that is but if you did the math, wow, I went through a lot of money. If I did the math I’d probably be shocked on how much money I spent, I’d probably punch myself in the face.

It’s $5,696,600, by the way. And I’m assuming it took every dime of that for him to get any pussy. But the real revelation of this post is that it turns out I still know all the words to ‘Only Out For One Thing’. Yaay! I’m gonna be rich!

(note: Flav is pretty ugly, so instead of him theres a picture of Bootz, the, umm, “winner” on the first season of ‘Flava of Love’. I think she dates Shaq now or something.)