everything is someone elses fault

Paris Hilton, who no one likes and who doesn’t actually do anything, is reportedly furious at the Oxygen network, which no one watches, because she “worked her tail off doing promotion” for her new show and then no one watched it.

Gosh I wonder why? I better put on my pipe and thinking cap to solve this mystery. Oh, wait, never mind, Paris already has it figured out.

“Paris is furious that the show didn’t premiere at the time it was supposed to,” an insider tells me when speaking about ‘The World According to Paris.’ “She worked her tail off doing promotion and publicity for the show and then because of a technical mistake, the show aired at a completely different time in a lot of markets.”

Yeah that must be it. It’s not because of Paris. She did all that promotion and was electrifying. Like here, when she went on the radio and shook her head “no” for 10 minutes. But that was just a teaser. On the show you could watch Paris not do anything at the mall, in her car, and at a club. It’s an entertainment extravaganza.