Thursday headlines, with Poppy Montgomerys ass

MEL GIBSON – was boo’d by crowds at Cannes today, and here it is on video. He’s really gotten his comeuppance now. I bet he’s simply devastated. (huff post)

LARS VON TRIER – won the top prize at Cannes in 2000 and was the runner-up twice, but he’s now banned after jokingly referring to himself as a Nazi in a press conference yesterday. At least they better hope he was joking, or else he’ll come back and burn that place to the ground. In Paris, a vichy panel of festival judges has already formed and sent word that they’ll work with him. (hollywood reporter)

SHAUNA SAND – was arrested for domestic violence last night after a fight with her husband. He told her he wanted a divorce, and she sprayed him in the eyes with mace. I wonder if that helped. (tmz)

POPPY MONTGOMERY – showed off her hot ass last night at the CBS upfronts in New York to promote ‘the Rememberer’. And yes, it really is called ‘the Rememberer’. Because the best way to build buzz for a TV show is to have an unpronounceable, gibberish title. (getty and splash news)