the first picture of Arnold Schwarzeneggers son, mistress

(UPDATE: now with new and better pics, and more here)

It was very noble of the LA Times when they refused to release the name of the woman Arnold Schwarzenegger had an affair and child with over a decade ago, or maybe they just knew tabloid sites like TMZ and Star would do it for them. But not even they are showing a picture of his son.

But I’m not here to help, so that’s him.

Her name is Mildred Patricia Baena, though she goes by the name Patty. She’s now 50, 13 years younger than Arnold, and she worked as a housekeeper for Arnold and Maria Shriver for 20 years. The son she had with Arnold is now 13. TMZ says…

We are not revealing the identity of the boy, however his features are eerily like Arnold’s (with) striking similarities, especially the mouth and teeth.

Which is maybe the nicest thing anyone could say about that headline picture.