Nic Cage is in big trouble in New Orleans. jk lol!

Look, I was born and raised right outside New Orleans, and I love Louisiana more than anything, but New Orleans is a complete shithole. 20 percent of it is beautiful and charming. 80 percent of it is dirty and terrifying, and those parts are literally blocks away from the nice parts. You’re never out of stray bullet range. It’s only fun if you like the adrenaline rush that comes after running for your life. One reason for that is the corrupt and/or useless local government, so suffice to say this is the worlds least surprising story.

Cage was arrested for alleged domestic abuse and disturbing the peace after an allegedly drunken argument with his wife in New Orleans last month, won’t be prosecuted.
“The New Orleans District Attorney has confirmed that no charges of any kind will be pursued against him,” Cage’s attorney Harry Rosenberg tells PEOPLE. “After their investigation, the DAs refused all charges against Nick and the matter has been closed.”

Movies bring a lot of money into town, so just because Nic Cage got drunk, made the cops chase him around the French Quarter, possibly yanked his wife around by her arm and made a woman with a baby in her arms beg for her saftey is no reason to get carried away and place him in jail. What’s done is done, just let sleeping dogs lie. Instead of “to protect and serve”, the motto written on cop cars should be, “that aint none of my business.”