January Jones is sort of a bitch

The reason you always hear nice stories about people like Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock and bitchy stories about Jennifer Aniston is because Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock are nice and Jennifer Aniston is a bitch. It’s not some conspiracy. Everyone in Hollywood didn’t meet in a secret mansion one night and agree to spread crazy stories about some random person for no reason.

So with that in mind, here’s another story about how January Jones is sort of a bitch. E! says…

Zach Galifianakis opens up about January Jones in an interview with Shortlist.
Asked by the interviewer about a complimentary comment Jones made to the site, calling (Zach) the most “naturally funny” man she’d ever met, Galifianakis seemed completely baffled by her sweetness.
“That’s really funny because, if I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy,” he explains. “I was at a party—I’d never met her—and she was like, ‘Come sit down.’ So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, ‘I think it’s time for you to leave now.’ ”
And what did he come back with?
“So, I say, ‘January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so f–king be nice’ and I got up and left. And she thinks that’s funny?”

This chick really does seem completely in love with herself, so she probably only heard, ‘January, you are an actress in a show…” and then she tuned out. She probably doesn’t even know that she and Zach have ever met. At best she would remember something about a party and young Santa Claus kneeling before her and saying how much he loved her show.