at least JWoww is kind of hot

‘Jersey Shore’ has only been in Florence for a few days, but JWoww didn’t waste any time in going to the gym and showing off her tits and abs. After that she went tanning. Laundry was no doubt next. Unfortunately Snooki was there too and ruined any chance America had of making a good impression. If I were Italy and some country sent that over and it was in spandex shorts and then started sweating, I’d consider it an act of war. “Why you senda this rat-lady in’a to’a my country,” I’d say after putting down my dainty expresso cup.

(image source = inf and bauer griffin)