“Three points for Gryffindor!”

You know how, in the Harry Potter movies, when they were in class, Hermione Granger would always have the answer whenever the teacher asked a question? Okay well now picture that but with Hermione looking vaguely lesbian, because Emma Watson, who of course played Hermione, has been attending Brown University for the past years, and…

A source says Watson didn’t shy away from class participation and often would “answer something in class and get it right,” calling the 21-year-old actress “really smart.” Unfortunately, this brought out the sophisticated wit and cinematic expertise of her Ivy League peers.
According to the source, her classmates “would respond [to her answer] with a quote from ‘Harry Potter.'” The most popular choice was “Three points for Gryffindor!”

Oh that poor girl. This is upsetting, I can’t believe that college students were making jokes that were juvenile and stupid. I don’t appreciate that kind of humor.

(NOTE: I apologize for the lack of posting today, btw. I have some kind of food poisoning, I’ve spent the day shivering and sweating, and twice I died. Once for 8 minutes. That can’t be good for you.)