Star apologized to Katie Holmes

Two months ago, Star magazine had a story claiming that Katie Homes goes to a certain type of Scientology treatment a lot. As you’ve already figured out, it was boring, so they jazzed it up a little and then put it on the cover. Through no fault of their own, some people misread the headline to mean that Katie was addicted to drugs, and that it was a shocking nightmare.

It was an honest mistake, but I guess Katie Holmes is perfect because she sued Star for 50 million dollars. They don’t have 50 million dollars, so instead they apologized to her in the new issue (scan here), and even mention it on the cover.

“In a recent issue of Star, we published headlines about Katie Holmes that could be read to suggest that she was addicted to drugs. Star did not intend to suggest that Ms. Holmes was a drug addict or was undergoing treatment for a drug addiction.Star apologizes to Ms. Holmes for any misperception and will be making a substantial donation to charity on Ms. Holmes’ behalf for any harm that we may have caused.”

Star also made a donation to the Dizzy Feet foundation, a charity Katie partially owns, designed to help “underprivileged young people realize their dream of becoming professional dancers.”

Jesus what a dumb charity. What a waste of money. They’re gonna spend a million dollars to help one person get a job that pays 60 grand. What kind of sense does that make? Just find the sluttiest, most insecure one and give her the money now before she starves herself to death.